Use This Finger to Follow the Links

Alright, I'm still here in town. Actually, I'm not really going anywhere, I just need a break from all my hangers on. I'll just hide in my basement for two months, and then go out and buy a lot of Turkish delight.
I've attempted to pretty up this blog using my rudimentary programming skills. (this involves bashing the computer with a brick until it gets the message). Also, there should be some google ads to click if you want (this will provide me with money so I can buy you all bitchin' presents). If I add just the right words to this blog, I'm hoping that I can trick the webcrawler into posting hilarious, non sequitur ads. Here, I'll give it a test run. DEPILLATORY! POPEMOBILE! SALSASHARK! SASQUATCH! Check the ads, and see if they are hilarious yet. It may take a day or two before the start working properly.
I have also added working links. This is a miracle in and of itself. Check out my football club or Robyn's blog (mine is totally awesomer!).
Will

1 Comments:
your diabolical scheme is working! Right now the adbot is offering Self Esteem Tests for Women. Because women are too insecure to believe they have any self esteem even if they do. Gah! Must . . . take . . . test . . .
enjag yr jetloy
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