On the Eve of the Leave
Well, this is my first foray into the vast wasteland of self-aggrandizing drivel known as the blogsphere. I have fully prepared myself to describe the minute details of my everyday life in excruciating, unforgivably flowery prose. Be aware that in all probability I will use large words in a gratuitous manner, in order to make myself look more intelligent. In all likelihood, I will misuse these words and drive you crazy with frequent misspellings and a total lack of understanding of the the subtleties of punctuation.
Disclaimers aside, I am preparing to leave this beautiful yet restraining island for the world at large. As of tomorrow, I will no longer be simply a local nuisance. Those wacky Turks better watch out, I am not the greatest ambassador of good taste and manners. I plan on wearing a leather fanny pack and complaining that the daily calls to prayer are disturbing my meal of big macs and coca-cola. I wonder if you can get banned from a country for being a cultural travesty?
Anyway, goodbye to all, I shall return in two months and trade hastily made up tales of adventure for free food and drink from my gullible compatriots. Be prepared to hear many stories about Turkish delight, as I plan on ignoring the bustling city of ancient wonders and sitting in my apartment eating candy for eight weeks.
As I side note to all you F.U.ers that may be reading this, know that I plan on forming an all Turkish team for the express purpose of coming to Victoria to embarrass your asses! (Seriously though, teach the league to fear the mighty FU!)
Looking forward to a ten hour flight in the middle of the night.
Will
Disclaimers aside, I am preparing to leave this beautiful yet restraining island for the world at large. As of tomorrow, I will no longer be simply a local nuisance. Those wacky Turks better watch out, I am not the greatest ambassador of good taste and manners. I plan on wearing a leather fanny pack and complaining that the daily calls to prayer are disturbing my meal of big macs and coca-cola. I wonder if you can get banned from a country for being a cultural travesty?
Anyway, goodbye to all, I shall return in two months and trade hastily made up tales of adventure for free food and drink from my gullible compatriots. Be prepared to hear many stories about Turkish delight, as I plan on ignoring the bustling city of ancient wonders and sitting in my apartment eating candy for eight weeks.
As I side note to all you F.U.ers that may be reading this, know that I plan on forming an all Turkish team for the express purpose of coming to Victoria to embarrass your asses! (Seriously though, teach the league to fear the mighty FU!)
Looking forward to a ten hour flight in the middle of the night.
Will
posted by Will at 5:41 PM
4 Comments:
sweet dude - I look forward too hearing of your travesty in the news: make them turks fear your mighty name!
Getting banned from a country for being a cultural travesty just became my new life's goal. The race is on!
Ayden says 'PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT"! with the spit flying! We're jealous. WE want to be the ones eating turkish delight and avoiding the "Educational Field trips" in ancient cities. Hope you have a blast. Travel safe Cuz.
Bring your Young Turks! We will paint them red and black and annoint them with scented oils and feed them fattened calves before we beat them on the pitch of skulls! Do you hear me you FUFC apostate?
Have a great time Will!
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